Counting 101: Vampire Edition

5 little vampires chopping off a head
weren't careful, and the carpet got red
mommy called daddy and the dracula said
no more vampires playing with the dead

4 little vampires tryin' to have fun
but weren't supposed to play in the sun
mommy said, "I am worried hun,
I've had enough, now I am done."

3 little vampires are very hurt
daddy will not give them dessert
they've annoyed their mom, that's what he's heard
but they are just kids, they're no experts

2 little vampires try to look out
apparently their mom has found out
little lies they told to humans in the out
trying to get them to come out

1 little vampire has decided
to keep safe the bodies she has found dead
humans and their torches have burnt
her family to dust and dirt.




(must be read to the rhyme of 5 little monkeys and is an imitation of that)